You Never Think About The Monetary Ramifications Of Film Trips

The subsequent journal was discovered by rescue groups deep in the Finnish woodland, no bodies were ever recovered though a torn photograph of a hamster was discovered close to the scene.

Using the Norwegian Hit Troll Hunter as inspiriation myself and a small outfit made our way to Scandanavia on our own Troll hunt, this time Finland was our destination.

Our choice to go to Finland was an easy one as my camera man Hector McGonnigle knew a finnish fellow from his university days who assured us that he knew the area we had earmarked well and that he had access to a vehicle that would be more than suitable. After months of groundwork we found ourselves being greeted outside the Finnish airport by the man who was about to drop a bit of a bombshell, Antti Niemi. (I would like to take the time to point out that this wasn’t the former Finland International Goalkeeper that featured in the Scottish and English Premier leagues, just a man that shared he same name.)

It was while we were driving back to Anttis house that he told us about his off road vehicle being literally off the road at the moment, something about the flux capacitor I think. As much as we wished that we could have just given him the money there and then we all found ourselves short of spare cash due to the financing of the trip. Antti insisted that he had a answer though he then proceeded to fully explain to us how he would get us out of this situation, we would have felt better if it had been explained in English but we made out a few phrases that led us to believe he would be able to get a loan quickly ” Lainaa nopeasti ” the smile on his face and his relaxed state made us all feel a bit more at ease as he carried on while we drifted by endless forest that would hopefully contain our Trolls.

Pikavippi nopeasti ” was proclaimed loudly as Antti made for the phone. We presumed that we would have to wait for days for this process to be ironed out but unbelievably Antti came back saying it was sorted and that the vehicle would be ready for our first trip that night.

As we moved deeper into the forest the night grew darker, unbearably black shadows chased our tail lights and knotted roots reached up to the moon while we deftly negotiated our way through the never ending maze. We then stopped and went by foot for quite a while and this is how I find myself abandoned and huddled inbetween the fallen branches of a shattered tree. I don’t want to know how the tree was shattered and the fate of my accomplices appears to grow ever more uncertain with each terrifying noise that fills the night air. If I make it out of here I can take with me two precious pieces of knowledge. Do not embark into Troll land vulnerable and Finland is the place to be if you are looking for quick and easy loans that can be processed in under an hour.

I can hear something big, near, breathing…if this is ever found tell my hamster to reach for the stars and that I lov…..

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