Mark Steyn Is Definitely My Favorite Columnist These Days

Desperate Dems no match for Arnie
Via The Professor.

Steyn not only manages to be accurate and informative, but witty as well. Unlike Maureen Dowd, he’s not just another “Don Rickles with an exceptionally high language quotient”.

You gotta admire the way the media stayed on the Democrats’ sinking California ship right to the very end. On the CNN Web site, even after Gray Davis had conceded, they were sticking to the loser’s talking-points:

”Schwarzenegger, who, like Hitler, is a native of Austria . . .”

CNN? Oh, that’s that network with Larry King, who, like the Son of Sam, is a native of Brooklyn. Used to be owned by Ted Turner, who, like the Cincinnati Strangler, is a native of Cincinnati. Now part of Time Warner, founded by the Warner Brothers, the oldest of whom, Harry Warner, like many Auschwitz guards, was a native of Poland.

Anyway, the good news is that residents of the Golden Reich still have the right to recall their new fuhrer from his bunker in Sacramento, and he probably won’t make Jews wear yellow stars and gays wear pink triangles because the fabric costs for Hollywood and San Francisco alone would double the deficit.

Classic use of absurdity to make a point.

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